10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com