10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.