10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)