10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.