10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez