10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water