10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.