10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is