10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.