10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders