10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.