10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)