10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death