10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack