10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986