10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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