10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die