10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.