10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm