10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.