10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it