10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.