10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier