10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson