10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."