10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd