10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for loners.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword