10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo