10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer