10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"