10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.