10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm