10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim