10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth