10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave