10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"