10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders