10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- It's Free To Fold...
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05