10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels