10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.