10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986