10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.