10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.