10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs