10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fold and live to fold again
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.