10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.