10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet