10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.