10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician