10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson